I thought a really good first Ridiculous post would be appropriate.
Have you seen the commercial on TV (or in print) for Clinique's Bottom Lash Mascara? Now, I'll admit that I don't spend hours a day on make up, but I do face and eyes every morning. But come on! Separated mascara for just your lower lashes? I know, I know, they're short. I thought the universal beauty tip for them was ----- wait for it ------- holding your mascara wand vertically instead of horizontally. I'll be amazed if it sells. But, hey, who am I? Pet Rocks sold back in the day.
Sorry if I offended anyone who purchases the product.